(cont.) holds or how I'll get there, I just know that all the right doors will open at the right times, and I trust myself to make the right decision. I just want to make some people laugh as part of this troupe. I meant to sum up; I guess I explained.

· COMEDY EXPERIENCE: Being in films with these crazy guys! My acting experience includes several TJ Weekly episodes (including "Peelz"). My sole writing credit thus far is for the Junk Drawer film "Dexter's Fun on the Run." I hope to participate in much more writing for The Junk Drawer.

· INFLUENCES:   Daniel Tosh, Jim Breuer, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Pablo Francisco, Robin Williams, Gabriel Iglesias, Norm MacDonald, Ricky Gervais, Ben Elton, the ZAZ writing team (Top Secret, Airplane), Saturday Night Live circa '01-'03, the Kids in the Hall, and all the people and situations I find myself surrounded by on a daily basis.

· FAVORITE "Maury" EPISODE:  That one with the rebellious teenager.

· WHO'S YOUR SUPER-SECRET CRUSH?  I would be happy to carry Jeff Buckley's love child.

· FINAL THOUGHTS:  I'm finally done with this stupid questionaire! Now I can move on to something more productive. I think I'll mail a letter...wait, it's Sunday. Well, I could wash my car! But that would require putting pants on. I guess nothing's getting done today. Maybe tomorrow will be brighter.  Eh, probably not

· FULL NAME:  Anothony Jonathan Martinez

· DOB:  October 27, 1982 (also Year of the Dog!)

· EXPLAIN YOURSELF! Let me explain...no; there is too much. Let me sum up: I'm a musician who is trying his hand at sketch comedy. Music is my main passion. I like to listen to it, play it, and try to write it. I play bass guitar, trumpet, and I'm learning guitar. I've got a bachelor's degree in communications/entertainment studies (from the same lowly state school as Jason Frerking) which I have yet to use for the simple reason that I refuse to take a job working way too many hours for too little pay with no happiness (read: a job in marketing). Consequently, I have no idea what the future

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