· COMEDY EXPERIENCE: 17 years as a Jungle Cruise skipper at Disneyland. I also make the occasional stand-up comedy appearance at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton, CA.

· INFLUENCES:   Johnny Carson, George Carlin, Mel Brooks, Brian Regan, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Conan O'Brien and my two kids, Brandon and Emily.

· FAVORITE "Maury" EPISODE:  That one with that guy and that girl...

· WHO'S YOUR SUPER-SECRET CRUSH?  Joey Summers. Oh...and Scarlett Johanssen. I think I have a better shot with Joey.

· FINAL THOUGHTS:  "Why grow up? I hate grown-ups!" -Billy Crystal, Running Scared (1986)

· FULL NAME:   Jeffrey M. Wheeler

· DOB:   February 5, 1971 (I'm the old one!)

· EXPLAIN YOURSELF! I grew up on heavy doses of movies I probably shouldn't have watched as a child...mostly comedies. However, I firmly believe that this "corruption" is what defines my personality (and, more importantly, my sense of humor) to this day.