· COMEDY EXPERIENCE: I ghetto-handshaked (handshook?) former Congressman Bob Dornan live on local television in 1998. I preformed the Truffle-Shuffle while body-painted and shirtless on a national CBS broadcast in 2000. Both got some giggles and at least two guffaws at school the next day. 

· INFLUENCES:   Wally George: host of Hot Seat,

The A-Team’s “Howling Mad” Murdoch, and

George Michael (from the “SportsMachine” not Wham!) .

· FAVORITE "Maury" EPISODE: The one when Connie Chung admits to giving birth to Maruy’s love child, Geraldo; who was named in honor of the greatest combined TV Host / News Anchor of this or any generation.

· WHO'S YOUR SUPER-SECRET CRUSH? Secretary of State Condi Rice. That sexy gap in her teeth makes me want to whistle!

· FINAL THOUGHTS:  If I ever find out who really did put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, or the scoundrel who finally put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, I will get me a switch from the maple tree and teach them a lesson or two.

· FULL NAME:   Charles M. Eldridge

(aka: Carlos el Dridge, convey, Shakes the Clown, "that guy," and "hey, you."

· DOB:   May 13, 1981

· EXPLAIN YOURSELF! I only can through interpretive dance.